Thursday, 13 February 2014

Share Your Worst Valentine's Day Experience.

I'll go first, mine happened last year. Woke up with a smile on my beautiful face Awoken by a beep on my phone. Temi ************** love you so much, Happy Valentine dear.

Fast forward to 6pm, bros no show. I was dressed in a pink gown all made-up awaiting my Prince charming. Haaa, this guy don forget say him tell me say 'we would hang out with my colleaques 6pm today? My younger sis asked 'abi him forget say tomorrow go be 15th ne?
I said to myself, ok lemme relax a bit he has never done this before.

I became impatient, my make-up was wearing out. Did I hear you say women and make-up? Hello, it was Vals day i needed to look like a star to our friend's babes. Women like competition too 'mush.

I decided to give him a shout at 7pm , na so one voice answered from the other end, 'your man has been hospitalized, na God save ham. Why una no call me since na? The guy answered ' babe nobody get that time just come see him, e no too serious no fear.

That's how he spent Val's night day in the hospital ward, me restless. Thank God sha.

Mine was terrible, yours could be funny or terrible like-wise. Share yours, its just for FUN.

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